carson

he is supa cool and loves dogos, dogs will jump @ first site and

will blow little puppy minds

carson is so cool boi!!!!!!!!!!!

by bnefvejvabakcdcvevh May 15, 2019

emmi rose carson

fucking bitch you when you see her you throw up. her dad mathew is a fan of snow and her mom is a teacher. she has one older sister. emmi is the definition of a bitch. walking red flag.

ew she’s so gross. did you see that emmi rose carson??

by llekdjfjuxhsbw January 29, 2023

Carson Johnson

When you are sucking multiple penises at one time, and then everyone then ejaculates inside your nose.

Wayne- “when I was at camp they pulled a Carson Johnson on me”

Chuck- “oh shit did they ejaculate in your nose”
Wayne- “they pulled the CJ special and did it in my ears as well”

by anonymous April 23, 2024

Carson

Just genuily homosexual and short. He doesn’t like women.... At all. Is as straight as a circle

Why isn’t that guy talking to his girlfriend

Oh he’s a Carson

by Big sexy pizza rolls February 8, 2020

Carson G

this man is so incredibly sexy and hot. If i was told that there was a new kid at school and his name was Carson G, I would instantly climax. Theres no such thing as a man with a longer peen and a more beautiful body than someone named carson g. I want any Carson G to have my kids.

Oh My Gosh That Guys is so hot, hes such a carson g

by D Slayer please have my kids March 2, 2022

Carson

Gangsta ass

Pimp ass nigga that makes a lot of money and will kick your mother in the teeth... Swear to god Carson will shoot at yo grandma house and kill yo mf cat... one time Carson was eating dis one bitch out an she farted an he literally shot dat Bitch in da asshole...

Carson will fuck your bitch.

by Vaginaslayer6969 October 1, 2019

Carson

A person who will use AI such as ChatGPT and tries to act smart

People like carson cannot be trusted

by Johnny Smith-Greer December 6, 2024