by Lost pink sock June 30, 2016

1. Noun/Verb. The feeling or state after the consumption of massive amount of carbs (ex. pizza, cake, pasta) resulting in desire to cuddle, snuggle, and/or contort into the fetal position. The person experiencing said coma will often be accompanied by a pillow or a friend, partner, or companion also experiencing the phenomenon.
"Yo dude, where's Dave?"
"Bro, he's on the couch with Tommy having a carb coma cuddle. They finished off the rest of the pizza."
fat hangover food coma
"Bro, he's on the couch with Tommy having a carb coma cuddle. They finished off the rest of the pizza."
fat hangover food coma
by ltstlkbtspcshps August 17, 2011

WHEN SLEEPING IN BED WITH YOUR FEMALE PARTNER, YOU PULL HER PANTIES DOWN AND JERK OFF, SPRAYING CUM ALL OVER HER ASS
by TONEKNOWLEDGE44 January 27, 2009

by Kashina98 October 4, 2017

Guy: do you know What today is
Girl: March 24?
Guy: No its national cuddle day!
Happens on March 24th
Girl: March 24?
Guy: No its national cuddle day!
Happens on March 24th
by Ezra Karino March 24, 2021

by dattooooooo October 22, 2020

The situation of being so drunk a person spins out and lands on a sofa, gripping it for dear life untill they either puke or ride it out.
Look at Briony, that last drink got her on the sofa cuddle struggle....better have a bucket ready.....
by RyRy Bloke June 25, 2021
