Carson Cafee

A weird ass mf that likes feet and has no jaw definition
My cat likes feet and has no jawline, so we call him Carson Cafee
by April fools Carson April 01, 2021
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Carson

Carson is that man who will always have your back no matter what. He’s a Mormon boy who has all the moves and will play w/ your head all the freakin time. If you think he’s interested ask or he will move on to the next girl in his que of baddies he’s pulled. Good at basketball but terrible at surfing.

He can roll with any situation and is great at disappearing and reappearing. He is not an Npc tho and if u say that he’ll pound u.

He also got GOD LEVELS OF RIZZ.
You: My boi Carson don stole my girl
Your Boi: Join the club foo it’s happened to everyone at this point
You: I must learn his ways
Carson(appears out of nowhere): All will be learned in due time
by BlackCaliforniaHomie December 04, 2022
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Carson

A girl with beautiful blonde hair and a smile to light up the world
Usually a bit aggressive
Squat form is horrid, but she makes up for it in other ways
Do you see her over there? That's a Carson
by Patty H November 22, 2021
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Carson Cassidy

a tiny piece of shit from texas. mr. cassidy likes disney so much he wants to fuck walt diseny when he grows. he also is so fat he cant fit in a A380(the worlds biggest airplane). he also jacks during ror routes and does other shit.
carson cassidy in routes: 10-9 i cant hear you
by biden joe December 29, 2022
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Carson Drake

Wow the greatest wrestler in sports history is Carson Drake
by DrakeCB November 23, 2021
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Carson

i love carson
why
he has big p
by berbien June 08, 2022
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Carson

Gayest boy you will ever seen.
Sam:Oh look that's Carson

Cj: yeah he looks pretty gay
by Kkoofy March 13, 2020
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