Lagoon Bunnies

The Lagoon Bunnies are Amphibious. On the surface we see the swimming bunnies and are like "Oh My God, they swim." when in reality the ones that disappear into the depths of the lagoon are not only swimming and breathing but establishing an entire kingdom around a rock with the word "SMUT" engraved on it. they like to decorate this rock with streamers, ribbons, and nets that were lost by us when we tried to catch the swimming Bunnies before they sank down. They call this decoration "STORY ARCS" in their language. the homes of these Merbunnies are known as "Settings" and they live in then happily. unfortunately, there is a battle for the throne of "SMUT" Kingdom and the bunny Named Selfcest is determined to keep it. however, with its rising popularity on the surface, its afraid it will lose once its been ripped from the Lagoon. The Bunny named as THO is secretly waiting in the shadows for their chance to strike, as very few people remember it even exists, yet has all the detail and power of a story because it was written down. This is without the other MerBunnies waiting in the wings with their own ambitions and goals, deeeeep in the Lagoon.

meanwhile one the surface:

Izy: DL, how was your cake today?

DL: Don't try and act sweet servant, you still have 180,000 more words to edit. cracks whip

Ghostie: Also, do you think SAS!Marinette would convince SAS?!Luka she's a telekinetic using Bending spoons? what if she accidently convinces herself with a real spoon and they just stare at spoons the whole day? what if-

Examples:

Dire: "Yo, how's your lagoon bunnies doing?"

Ghostie/Ryn/Izy/Nilsia/Feather/Rafflesia/Mousey: *simultaneously* uhhhhhhhhhh.....

Dire: Ah, I see. Still breeding, huh?

by InkMousey May 11, 2022

bunny suck

To steal a person's kill in a video game, often referred to in Halo 3.

Tyler can't get any kills of his own, so he bunny sucked my kill right before I killed the guy.

by cold lampinn April 4, 2009

Desert bunny

Is an unattractive female that deploys with the military and becomes hot due to the lack of other women

Once the deployment ends the desert bunny returns stateside and becomes ugly once again

by Anararithil January 5, 2023

Bunny Pup

When a really cute puppy runs through grass outside while doing bunny run-leaps

my dog saw a squirrel and became a bunny pup to catch it

by Cool 101 (Aka MafiamanIV) January 22, 2010

Soul bunny

good

soul bunny

by Soul Penguin September 22, 2020

Bestay bunny

This person here is PERFECTOOO she mah bestie and NOBODY TOUCHES HERR.

Random1#: have u heard of the person named bunny?! She soo cool!!
Random 3# and #2: Yup! Im their fannn aaaaaaa!!
Me: i hear yall were tlaking about mah bestay bunny! Theyre so cool too!

All except me: Yeah, theyre cool!

by YourNewTikToker March 27, 2021

Bunny Smuggler

A term used for an older man with puffy white chest hair bulging out of his button down shirt.

"That guy's nasty chest hair looks like he's hiding small white rabbits in his shirt."

"Bunny Smuggler."

by Peter Montgomery February 4, 2009