thots before cocks

like "chicks before dicks" but better... female version of "hoes before bros"

"I'm sorry babe, I'm going out with my girls tonight. You know, thots before cocks!"
her bae: ...

by KatieWonder113 April 23, 2017

chums before bums

The gay version of bros before hoes and sisters before misters. Used regardless of position preference.

Scott: "Yo, poker this evening. Up for it?"
Arnold: "Nah, gonna get me some Derek this evening."
Scott: "Chums before bums, bro."
Arnold: "This great and completely valid argument has fundamentallly changed my world view, so I shall come to this poker game of thine!"

by DarkTemple June 23, 2017

the gate doesn't close before the cart is full

When Jonny Brown is so gullable that he thinks that it means something -From James

Wow, Jonny brown doesnt know that the gate doesn't close before the cart is full. He only knows that he succeeded in putting his arm around Nina (the girl he likes)

by Prankjonny.com November 18, 2017

Pouring the milk before the cereal

Slang for the person you are hooking up with.

Your friend when he sees the person you've been sleeping with: So uh, is that the person you're pouring the milk before the cereal with?
You: Yes it is.
Your friend: Noice.

by Smitty_245 November 24, 2017

never saw me before

laughing off a mistake or something that made you look like a fool.

- Do you want to go out with me?
- Umm... I'm gay..
-Oh yeah hehe .... Never saw me before ;))

by loutroye February 21, 2017

I’ve never seen the world so insane before

These people are even more brainwashed than the Obama Generation. Troll season is beginning to pick up, big time.

I wonder if there will be loads of mass murders from so many confused and repressed people. (Hmn, just now waking up?)

I’ve never seen the world so insane before

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 10, 2020

the before christmas eve thread

the before christmas eve thread is a 4chan thread/post on the board /g/ where the moderators of 4chan played around with their powers and impressed the anons

many have speculated that the person behind the thread was moot, the creator of the site

anon1: bro did you see the before christmas eve thread?
anon2: yeah and it was really cool!

by A random /pol/tard December 24, 2020