Mark: Yo Chad, get out of the bathroom! We’re gonna be late to the game!
Chad: Gimme a second man! I’m doing the bathroom trinity!
Mark: Again?!?
Chad: Gimme a second man! I’m doing the bathroom trinity!
Mark: Again?!?
by UrfamilytreeLGBT March 12, 2020

by L&Ldreambigger April 17, 2015

When a man gets out of the shower in the morning and wraps his towel around his waist to continue his morning activities.
by Clyde McClydeson October 18, 2011

When your in the bathroom and there has to be at least one urinal between the two guys to make sure neither of them is gay.
by Rules to live by November 6, 2017

A verb describing the act of using the bathroom. It is both vague and exactly enough information other people need to know. This is different from a Bathroom-mate, who might be encountered via a Glory Hole.
by Ace Danger March 17, 2009

The act of telling a man or woman that you need to go to the bathroom, even if you don't, in an attempt to get away from them, ideally for the rest of the evening.
I thought I'd be going home with the chick I met at the club, but I never saw her again after she bathroomed me.
by Vpsu January 11, 2014

A roommate or family member who can't handle anybody in bathroom and starts slamming doors and stomping constantly trying the bathroom door while your simply washing hands or pissing. To take a shower is a complicated task due to her constant monitoring the bathroom .
Scared me right in the middle of my shower it sounded like bombs exploding or some shit what the hell was that noise? Oh it was just the bathroom whore throwing a fit after realizing you were in the bathroom .
by Tafukk November 12, 2021
