Australian Motorboat

When you're performing cunnilingus on a woman and you blow into pussy lips like a trumpet, causing the lips to flap

Your mother's pussy lips are stretched after all the Australian Motorboats she's gotten

by Ceweal Ceweal with Gwavy February 15, 2018

drunk australian

The drunk Australian man is the finest example of human evolution in history, when the drunk Aussie man comes home after drinking with "The Boyz" ( a small pack of drunk Aussie males) he comes home and sees his little boy and GIVES THAT LIL BITCH A BACKHAND "the lil bitch boy backhand is a defence mechanism developed be the drunk aussie males after realising that their son will be nothing like them.

Woman #1 hey that guys a fucken drunk Australian

Woman #2 yeah at least we're not his son

by Jenno the strayan cunt February 14, 2018

Australian Kiss

A kiss down under 😏

"Ben gave Lizzy an Australian kiss for the first time the other day..."

by hayhayslayer December 30, 2016

Australian Beehive

The act of butting bees into a hollow piece of wood, then using it as a vibrator.

Friend: do you want to try an Australian Beehive with me?

You: no that's fucking weird, why would I want to do that?

by oofoofoofpoop January 11, 2020

Australian Beehive

The act of putting bees into a hollow piece of wood, then using it as a vibrator.

Friend: do you want to try an Australian Beehive with me?

You: no, that's fucking weird.

by oofoofoofpoop January 11, 2020

Australian language

An improved but slightly more bootleg version of the english language

American: "I can never understand aussies when they speak"

Australian: "Fuck off the bloody idiot, the Australian language is the same as yours"

by Scomo's mum January 26, 2020

Australian Teachers

A gronk who will make you want to gouge your eyes out. You can bully a cunt and they will just watch but wear grey socks on a white sock day you'll get fucking sent to the rape dungeon for the teachers to sate their sick child vore fantasies.

Bill: Hey Jimmy you fucking retarded ass bitch I'm gonna rape your fucking mum.
Teacher: *Walks by and watches the encounter happen*
Australian Teachers: JIMMY IS THAT A LOGO ON YOUR FUCKING SOCK GET TO THE DUNGEON. Bill sweetheart you're almost late to class! Get a move on please munchkin.

by DarkOmega367 May 6, 2020