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anal vineyard

Slang for Piles or haemorroids.
Mary has quite an impressive Anal Vineyard after a bad case of the runs.
by afcb stu October 7, 2006
mugGet the anal vineyardmug.

anal plunging

the act of having anal sex but removing the penis and inserting it over and over again
by fully loaded with cum December 29, 2011
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anal bonus

Full page pictures in "Prude" Magazine featuring someone (male, female, or somewhere in between) being anally penetrated in an atypical manner.

The term became an interjection used most often by intoxicated party-goers in rural areas in Western New York during the late 80's to express their chemical induced euphoria. The expression's usage faded with the demise of the magazine.
An 8" x 10.5" glossy picture of a Cossack she-male being anally violated with a corn cob by a midget dominatrix. No text appeared on the page other than "ANAL BONUS". Anal Bonus pages were not included in the Table of Contents.
After multiple funnels of Genny Light and hooking up with a biker chick, Brian staggered back from getting blown on the shores of Lake Ontario and exclaimed "Anal Bonus!" when his pals came into view.
by 1_of_the_Boyz October 23, 2007
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anal crust

The remaining shit left around the rim of the anus after pooping out a hard yet creamy poop.
Fuck man this anal crust is leaving a rash.
by jonny tsunami757 June 25, 2008
mugGet the anal crustmug.

anal ants

The sudden, acute onset of an intense itching sensation of the anus in which immediate action must be taken in order to gain relief. The sensation is compared to the feeling of a mosquito biting the rectum, and/or ant bites when accompanied by stinging and burning sensations.
I was saying my wedding vows in front of 300 people when I was suddenly stricken with a horrible case of anal ants. There was nothing I could do but squeeze my butt cheeks together and pray it would go away.
by teenyweenygenie May 14, 2008
mugGet the anal antsmug.

Anal Jackhammer

This is the upmost extreme of anal sex. This is when the fuckER gets so near the climax that he can almost TASTE IT.. so he goes faster and faster until BAM..u got like a fuckin jackhammer in the butthole..Very unpleasing to the bitch of it though...yah....
We were fuckin like animals and i got so fucked up cuz he had to pull another anal jackhammer
by Tator Tot March 31, 2004
mugGet the Anal Jackhammermug.

Anally Consume

The act of consuming an object with the anus.
I think John's presentation would have been better if he had anally consumed a live parakeet instead of just feeding it.
by Lawrence K. February 10, 2010
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