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A term used to describe individuals who demonstrate a lack of consideration or empathy towards their fellow humans. This includes individuals who engage in antisocial behavior such as vandalism, littering, or parking in disabled parking bays without justification. The term "Akkedoos" encapsulates those who disregard societal norms and exhibit selfish or harmful behavior towards others.
These definitions are inspired by the South African saying "Don't be an akkedoos... Be a lekkawaan," which emphasizes the contrast between antisocial behavior and acts of kindness towards others.
A term used to describe individuals who demonstrate a lack of consideration or empathy towards their fellow humans. This includes individuals who engage in antisocial behavior such as vandalism, littering, or parking in disabled parking bays without justification. The term "Akkedoos" encapsulates those who disregard societal norms and exhibit selfish or harmful behavior towards others.
These definitions are inspired by the South African saying "Don't be an akkedoos... Be a lekkawaan," which emphasizes the contrast between antisocial behavior and acts of kindness towards others.
My friend is the ultimate akkedoos. He's the type of guy who not only parks in the disabled parking spot just to 'run in quickly' for his morning coffee. He might as well wear a cape with 'Akkedoos' written on it, because he's a real superhero at ignoring common decency.
by Shadipity March 20, 2024
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Hym "It's like they expect the school shooter to be retarded. Like, even if it works the first few times, they'll eventually get wise and just wait for a better teacher/student ratio. Put some kids between you and any teachers before you start shooting so the teacher is hesitant to shoot OR (even better) misses and hits some of the kids for you. Easy work-around. Low-diff. The armed teachers aren't to kill the shooters. They are there to SCARE them. But no one who does the thing is scared of you Matt. Or your God. Which is why the kids are still getting fucked and killed. Like, in your shit-head you think 'You'd better not mess with our kids or we won't give yoi credit for creating A.I. and we'll antagonize you until you kill our kids!' And then in your head you think that is a scary reason to not murder kids but instead is a reason to kill your kids. But because of your religion, you get to delude yourself into believing that everyone is immortal. So it doesn't matter if the kids die becuase the shooter will die too... And the kids go to the good place and the shooter goes to the bad place. So, like, 'stopping anyone from dying' isn't even a factor in your little shit-brains."
by Hym Iam April 25, 2024
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