Good AIDS

AIDS that you enjoy catching.

Yeah but I've got the good AIDS

by Jenny B. Goode April 14, 2010

Ryan Aids

A type of disease that only people With the name Ryan have. It cures all diseases but will still burn to urinate. You could possible get this one night at some nice bar, or your local doctor could give you a straight dose of the disease.

Girl: Man, my life has gotten so much better after last night.
Guy: why, what happend?
Girl: well, I used to have all these std's, but they seem to have magicaly disappeared after i met a young chap named Ryan. But it still burns to piss.
Guy: I think you got Ryan Aids.

by jiwe May 21, 2011

Bear AIDS

If you are infected with bear AIDS, from any commonplace bear, you will in fact turn into a Werebear, and your facial hair will grow extremely fast, once a month your will turn into a bear; when there is no moon, and you will have the opportunity to ravage the townsfolk with your furry muzzle.

Tom: "Wow, what did Ross do with that grizzly last night?"
DAVE: "I dunno, but I think he got bear AIDS"
Tom: "That's cool i guess."
DAVE: "No dude once a month he becomes temperamental and goes to town and kills folks."
Tom: "Oh well F*** that Sh!T!!!!

by r0ss1234 January 30, 2012

gay aids

When you have gay sex and god fucks you up

"I had gay sex with my room mate and god said 'fuck you' and gave me gay aids so I stopped being gay

by Treebeaver March 2, 2018

Aids rodeo

A sporting event initiated while having unprotected doggie style sex. begin by grabbing your partner's hips and telling them you are HIV positive, then hang on as long as possible while they try to fling you off like a bull.

I lasted 9 seconds on my first aids rodeo.

by Topkek January 20, 2017

Mega Aids

Stage 5 of Cooties.
Once you get Mega Aids, you won't revert back

"Dude, I wish I had Mega Aids."
"Bro, be weary of what you wish for, it might just come true."

by Jink Horberrett August 11, 2018

Poppa's Aids

Short version of a phrase describing a complete tool. Someone completely unpopular and irritating. Someone who can raise a collective groan just by entering a room. He's as "popular as aids" Often used to refer to ginger bastards.

Jonny Briggs is a ginger bastard who's as "Poppa's Aids"

by Tim Lister April 10, 2008