the dennis kelly

The most horny, slimy, smelly, and wet sex position a woman could be in e.g. Jessica Alba resting in a pool of chocolate pudding while her mate penetrates he smegma sealed vagina, causing her to secrete fluids from every gland possible. You should try it sometime

Last night, I my large black boyfriend did the dennis kelly to me and he chocked on my secretions.

by CockMeatSangwhich May 26, 2011

Kelly Loeffler

World's biggest fag who never thinks of average people and is somehow in the United States Senate

No senator is like Kelly Loeffler. She's an oldfag handpicked from the oldest anarchy server in minecraft to the youngest fascist senate in real life

by InvaderInvader November 21, 2020

celia kelly

celia kelly is the artist of the chug nut song also the singer of chug nut!

wow its that fantastic chug nut song sung by celia kelly

by celia kelly July 20, 2006

Kelly

Has the BIGGEST pp ever

Wow Kelly has a giant pp

by Chick3nNugg3t May 15, 2019

kelly girl

In the 1950’s if an office was short handed and needed someone to type and do other clerical work they could call a temporary work place Kelly girl and hire someone. That employee became known as a KELLY girl.

She is not a permanent employee, she is a Kelly girl.

by anonymous December 5, 2021

Mike Kelly

A person who is conceived by a Tokyo Drift.

I pulled my back out humping your mom. 9 months later I have a son named Mike Kelly.

by Cinker November 28, 2021

The Kelly Walk

When you walk with your legs stretched out and taking huge steps. Used by the one and only Kelly. You also have to scream RAAAAAWWWWR while doing the Kelly Walk

Jim: Hey did you see Jose doing the Kelly Walk on the theater stage?
Bob: Omg, yea hes such a retard
Jim: Hes just special Bob just like you
Bob: RAAAAAWWWWRRRR

by DrexelTheDragon October 28, 2017