January 18

Ask your roommate something crazy. Of them to it they’re the best roommate ever and you have to prepare their favorite food for dinner.

You: Hey, can you wax My ass?

Your roommate: sure

You: I’m making your favourite food for dinner

Your roommate: why?

You: it’s January 18

Your roommate: oh that makes sense

by Imheretorhelpyou December 26, 2021

January 18

International head day

international head day is where you fuck or get fucked till one of you passes out

Boy: guess what!
Girl: what?
Boy: it's January 18!
Girl: yeah what about it
Boy: let's fu--

by Mvkeyzz January 18, 2022

November 18

Give your secret crush a hug day

Boy: Hey

Girl: hi
Boy: gives her a hug

Girl: what was that for?
Boy: it’s November 18

by Cherry k November 17, 2019

18 months

proof that one direction left school at an early age. 18 months somehow equals 6 god damn mf years

1d: yeah we’ll definitely be back it’s just a hiatus for about 18 months

me: bitch 18 months my ass

by lou’s5ft9inch December 2, 2021

October 18

The one day when cheating on the PSAT is legal.

Dude do you know what day it is? October 18 is the day when we can pass the PSAT

by lil012 October 17, 2019

July 18

National "send your boyfriend nudes" day.

Gf: guess what day it is.
Bf:what
Gf: July 18, national send your boyfriend nudes day
Gf:sends nudes
Bf:😀👍

by Wononlongterms July 18, 2022

October 18

Send your mans a titty pic day

Girl: sends pic
Boy: omg!!!
October 18 means good day for boy

Sending pic of tittys to make man feel happy

by Lolokilololio October 28, 2020