A sexual act in which one person is punched repeatedly while their leg is securely caught in a bear trap.
She said I was too vanilla, so I hit her with the Yukon Rockslide. Missionary probably would have been better because I'm in jail now obviously.
by tandembicyclegang May 8, 2018
Get the Yukon Rockslidemug. Describing someoe's looks. Complementing them on how beautiful they are. Way to say they are giving SLAY Queen vibes!!
by Slayqueen123456789Ten! January 14, 2024
Get the Yukonmug. How do I even begin to describe it …
Fort Yukon is a small village couple miles above the Arctic circle . The small village is home to the gwichin Athabaskan’s ,and also the community of shit ass rez kids who pick up habits from they’re parents making they’re kids become just as inconsiderate and miserable as them . Also home to the winos, tweakers , rez dogs , deadly aunties who deal with abusive so called “men”. This small town will slowly find its way to the little happiness you hold onto so tightly and smother it with it’s misery/ gossip, and drive you completely crazy to the core . This is the kind of place you visit when you want to go on a life long bender, get pregnant, hooked on drugs, a job bc u have a certain last name , but never a place to come visit to have a “life” . Which most people don’t have here anyway , sure some have a job but everyone talks mad shit about eachother and smile in your face the next day ,bc they have nothing interesting going for them in the real world which they think revolves around them … NEWS FLASH ! It doesn’t :)
Fort Yukon is a small village couple miles above the Arctic circle . The small village is home to the gwichin Athabaskan’s ,and also the community of shit ass rez kids who pick up habits from they’re parents making they’re kids become just as inconsiderate and miserable as them . Also home to the winos, tweakers , rez dogs , deadly aunties who deal with abusive so called “men”. This small town will slowly find its way to the little happiness you hold onto so tightly and smother it with it’s misery/ gossip, and drive you completely crazy to the core . This is the kind of place you visit when you want to go on a life long bender, get pregnant, hooked on drugs, a job bc u have a certain last name , but never a place to come visit to have a “life” . Which most people don’t have here anyway , sure some have a job but everyone talks mad shit about eachother and smile in your face the next day ,bc they have nothing interesting going for them in the real world which they think revolves around them … NEWS FLASH ! It doesn’t :)
Niece : I’m going up to Fort Yukon, to visit my cousin !
Deadly uncle : ho’h careful my niece! Don’t get stuck in the toxicity, or worse… pregnant!
Deadly uncle : ho’h careful my niece! Don’t get stuck in the toxicity, or worse… pregnant!
by My uncle deadlier than urs :p July 26, 2024
Get the Fort Yukonmug. by Partydude17 May 6, 2022
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Get the Yukonmug. by OB_SH May 8, 2018
Get the Yukon Rockslidemug. Jim: I wish my significant other enjoyed missionary position, but I have to pull off a Yukon Rockslide to even stand a chance in bed.
by SaxophoneIsLife May 8, 2018
Get the Yukon Rockslidemug.