Step 1: Fuck bitch in ass near staircase.
Step 2: Push bitch down stairs.
Point System: 5 points for the act itself.
2 points for every stair.
4 points if stairs are a hard surface (uncarpeted wood, concrete, etc.)
4 points for blood.
4 points if bitch is your girlfriend.
8 points if bitch is someone else's girlfriend or wife.
5points if you're drunk.
-5 points if bitch is drunk.
Step 2: Push bitch down stairs.
Point System: 5 points for the act itself.
2 points for every stair.
4 points if stairs are a hard surface (uncarpeted wood, concrete, etc.)
4 points for blood.
4 points if bitch is your girlfriend.
8 points if bitch is someone else's girlfriend or wife.
5points if you're drunk.
-5 points if bitch is drunk.
by Billie The Kid January 27, 2010
Get the Forbidden Wheelbarrow mug.1. verb. vomiting, walking and doubling-over at the same time characterised by causing the arms to swing out in front of the person to resemble the action of pushing a wheelbarrow.
Ha ha, check out that dude, he's pushing the bitumen wheelbarrow bigtime!
Did he get any on his shoes?
Did he get any on his shoes?
by Ryan Paine February 8, 2008
Get the pushing the bitumen wheelbarrow mug.Two parties engaging in a Rusty Trombone while wearing 70's-style, lace-up rollerskates. Both people are in motion on their skates; speed to be determined by participants.
"Honey, I prefer the intimacy of the Rusty Trombone, but tonite the danger of the Rusty Wheelbarrow is the only way I'm going to climax."
by The Dharmabums May 30, 2006
Get the Rusty Wheelbarrow mug.A variation of the amazing sexual position, while the man holds the girl's legs to his waist while she balances on her hands crab-walk style. The man then begins to thrust inside her and picks her up higher until she is almost upside down on top of her head, causing the blood to rush to her head and look like an Oompa Loompa.
We called it the Oompa Loompa Wheelbarrow since I had her upside down like a wheelbarrow but picked her up higher and all the blood rushed to her head. She looked like an Oompa Loompa doing a crab walk getting shagged.
by senor bb March 25, 2010
Get the Oompa Loompa Wheelbarrow mug.A Jewish teenage females right of passage. The Jewish female wraps her legs around a standing male, while holding herself up, and proceeds to get Anally or Vaginally fucked.
Male 1: Dude, did you help Becca with her Jewish Wheelbarrow?
Male 2: Yeah man, I made a women out of her asshole last night.
Male 2: Yeah man, I made a women out of her asshole last night.
by gorilladick91 January 26, 2011
Get the Jewish Wheelbarrow mug.A "Chocolate Wheelbarrow" is when two people are having sex in a wheelbarrow position. The female will projectile shit upon the male's face. The man in a fit of rage (and horniness) will continue and push her face into the bed so it causes her head to lift up and down in the motion of the wheel.
N-word Jim: Oh no you didn't bitch i'm about to chocolate wheelbarrow your ass.
Girl: N-word Jim, please chocolate wheelbarrow my ass all night long.
Girl: N-word Jim, please chocolate wheelbarrow my ass all night long.
by Professor Banana Hammock July 2, 2011
Get the Chocolate Wheelbarrow mug.Have your girl in the wheelbarrow position as you have intercourse with her. Just as she gets ready to orgasm, you reach down and pull one arm out from underneath her. As soon as her face hits the ground you start scooting her across the carpet, letting go of her arm at the same time. She wil try to desperately to lift her face off the carpet thus looking like a flat tired wheelbarrow.
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