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Alabama Wet Wipe

A degrading sexual act where the female lays on the bed and sticks her tongue out flat and the male drags his butthole across her tongue, in a similar motion to a dog dragging its butt across the ground.
That girl is in need of an Alabama wet wipe...
by Hard R 66198 June 15, 2023
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wet wipe

A wet wipe is an insult used to describe an old hag calling ponty pandy car insurance company.
by willy wanger April 27, 2021
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San Francisco wet wipe

When you take a messy shit but don’t have any wet wipes. So you jerk off into the toilet paper and wipe your ass
That shit was so messy I had to use a San Francisco wet wipe
by Damon184 June 11, 2025
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Wet Wipe

Someone who devotes 24 hours of their day; watching anime, playing League of Legends, trying to pronounce japanese words whilst failing miserably, arguing about not being weaboo trash and still thinking they deserve to coexist with normal humans.
Their like to claim like that they not weebs but the resemblance is too strong to the point where it basically blinds you. They are the lowest group of specimens ( not humans ) on earth, lower the paedophiles because they are indeed early stage nonces. Their extermination would bring back Hitler from his grave.
Look at that Wet Wipe, thinking that his opinion matters, he should just kill himself.

Wet Wipes wank to furrys and have a body pillow hidden underneath their beds.
by RealLifeWoke March 17, 2020
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Alaskan Wet-wipe

To be used while brushing your teeth and shitting: spitting your toothpaste onto the toilet paper before wiping.
Why are you crying?

I just used an Alaskan wet-wipe

What’s cooler than being cool?
An Alaskan wet-wipe
by Tim the word man July 1, 2023
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whataburger wet wipe

when you eat a big gothic mexican chicks ass in the back of a whataburger bathroom in austin texas, then use the texas toast from your patty melt to wipe her poo-jackulate off you’re face.
by Spookyseason17PH January 6, 2024
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Wet wipe o'clock

When someone, say your friend gets off their pc or console around or before 11:30pm. Every time between before 11pm and till 1:30 am is wet wipe o'clock.
No dont get off now its wet wipe o'clock. Stay on longer.
by Badboi89 August 17, 2025
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