Tuna Waft

The art of a female queefing in the face of another person of lesser awesomeness or alternatively, in the face of a significant other whilst not paying attention. Hence; wafting them with tuna.

Boy sits staring at his game of Modern Warfare. Girl says "i'm gonna tuna waft him." girl sneaks up behind him and then lets out a loud queef on his head, everyone laughs....except the boy.

He's just been Tuna Wafted.

by Stokley_51 April 26, 2011

shaft the waft

when you're pleasuring someone up their bottom and they break wind due to not having gone to the toilet beforehand

"i was doing anal with gemima last night. it was going well until i had to shaft the waft, she should have gone for a shite beforehand

by Jack Barker January 5, 2008

Intellectual Fart Wafting

Writing or stating an extremely practiced remark to try to sound smart, but in reality just sounding like a pretentious ass.

The book "Alchemy of Mind" is nothing more than intellectual fart wafting.

by Creamsodatheory May 12, 2013

No waft

A serious lack of speed, used in motorsport

“Cars got no waft mate”
“New motor then, sorted”

by Binman number 54 May 24, 2025

Box Waft

The smell that comes from a womans vagina after having sex one or more times

after having sex multiple time John turned over and said the Jeanne's box wafted

by in English I get E's August 29, 2016

arse waft

Dumb. As stupid as a steering wheel on a crock.

Imogen: Jeez mum you are such a massive arse waft. How could you have forgotten to get food for the dog.
Anne: Don't be such a prawn tit Imogen. We can get it in the morning.

by Lovecave Leroy January 23, 2019

Duty Wafting

When you fart and it smells like doodoo because you need to poop

Yo dude I'm totally duty wafting right now

by Seattlepeoples420 February 16, 2020