butt wafting

The rediculous notion that when spooning the little spoons butt odor shoots up through the covers right into the nostrils of the big spoon.
Ewwww tyler i am catching a nasty butt wafting effect.
by TR+EW=Buttwaft(apparently) February 25, 2008
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shaft the waft

when you're pleasuring someone up their bottom and they break wind due to not having gone to the toilet beforehand
"i was doing anal with gemima last night. it was going well until i had to shaft the waft, she should have gone for a shite beforehand
by Jack Barker December 14, 2007
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Intellectual Fart Wafting

Writing or stating an extremely practiced remark to try to sound smart, but in reality just sounding like a pretentious ass.
The book "Alchemy of Mind" is nothing more than intellectual fart wafting.
by Creamsodatheory May 13, 2013
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toilet wafting

When a person takes a shit and turns their head around and slowly inhales through their nostrils so they may smell their own feces.
I was toilet wafting earlier when I was in the bathroom taking a duece, and I farted.
by SouthJaw July 12, 2012
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Duty Wafting

When you fart and it smells like doodoo because you need to poop
by Seattlepeoples420 February 17, 2020
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Penis Waft

I have a Penis Waft
by SmogzV2 March 31, 2022
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Doggie Waft

The faint smell of poo when you are having sexual intercourse doggie style.
I was pumping this slapper the other night, her doggie waft was horrendous.
by Doggie101 February 24, 2022
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