Thunder Twonk

Unintelligent dirty two legged twat monkey.

My boyfriend's ex wife is a thunder twonk, she's nasty, lazy, and disgusting.

by KatarynaManteufel-Smith April 17, 2019

Honky Twonk

(Adj.) Similar to a Twonk. A Honkey Twonk is a younger gay guy in a rural area who who has a worked out body.

"Have you seen Billy Bob lately? NO....Yeah he was throwing hay bails all.summer. He's a total Honky Twonk."

by LupoMadison December 21, 2020

twinky-twonk

Anyone in their twenties, especially an attractive female.

Mmm... Check out that twinky-twonk.
Get a girlfriend your own age.

by PonyTrainBoi April 12, 2020

Thunder Twonk Two Legged Twat Monkey

The name of a guy, who is tall slim very attractive and a BIG FINESSER. He thinks with his good looks and smooth talk, he’ll getcha.

“Hey beautiful what’s your name, I’m AJ,”.

Oh hi you must be thunder twonk two legged twat monkey because you’re trying to finesse me into liking you.

by PrettygirlBri November 9, 2018

Twonk

Portmanteau stemming from 'twink' and 'wonka,' in reference to Timothee Chalamet's casting in the upcoming Wonka prequel

'Timothee Chalamet is redefining Willy Wonka; is the year of the twonk upon us?'

by casgetouttamyass October 14, 2021

Twonk

A person who is equally a twit and a plonker (both Australian slang terms of an idiot) Twonks can be found mostly on roads and doing acts such as not indicating or overtaking in a irresponsible way.

Twonks can be found mostly on roads and doing acts such as not indicating or overtaking in a irresponsible way.

by Useless_PiZZa May 20, 2019

TWONK

When someone is being an idiot or is pissing you off and finally if a person is being an absolute piss licker

Piss off you TWONK

by GAYBOYBRUV February 29, 2020