Twisty J

A double handed handjob where the hands are simultaneously moving vertically and horizontally against the penis.

Dude, you wouldn't believe it, my girl gave me a narly twisty j last night

by Kaleous Maximus February 28, 2011

Twisty Nine

A variation of the 69 position. The practitioners lay down; head to toe; back to back. The participants then twist their backs around at the waist. Each of the participants' heads are now facing the butt of the opposite person. Oral to anal sex ensues.

Connor: Oh hey Nick, how was your weekend?

Nick: It was great, I totally pulled a twisty nine on this chick!

Connor: Woah dude you're flexible!

by Krindy-Applesauce van de Merwe July 6, 2010

Twistie Fingers

The yellow cheese flavoured residue left on your fingers after eating a packet of Twisties.

Dude 1: Pass me a pen please.
Dude 2: Do you have twistie fingers?
Dude 1: Yeah, I just ate 100 grams of Twisties.
Dude 2: No pen for you, I don't want my pen ruined like all the others.
Dude 1: Okay, hold on. *licks fingers to decheese*
Dude 2: Alright, enjoy the pen. *hands over pen*

by Gordon Hanzmann-Johnson August 13, 2007

Twisty Whirl

It's a dang ole Tornader tornado

We was up in the trailer an all uh the sudden a dang ole twisty whirl came an sucked us up.

by Hillbilly Steve August 31, 2017

Twisty Fu

Motorcycling heaven. The euphoric feeling one gets after riding a nicely sealed road consisting of a continuous stream of twisty corners. Used to describe the state of mind after riding any such road, and also the road itself.

Person 1: Wow that road was awesome
Person 2: Yeah man, that road was twisty fu. Every corner flowed into the next.

by Trouser Minnow April 13, 2008

twisty nipples

A term originated by jacksepticeye meaning ready mad or committed.

Oh my twisty nipples are so twisty! I am ready for this spaghetti!

by Klepto Zach November 16, 2015

Twisty Blowy

When a girl sucks the penis whilst simultaneously using her strong hand to stroke the bottom half using twisting motions, otherwise known as 'hand to mouth'. The more saliva and enthusiasm the better the feeling. This kind of technique feels so good for the guy, that he may actually put a ring on it.

Jack: Man, my girl gave me a soul snatching twisty blowy last night!
Mark: You lucky bastard!

by inspireddonny October 15, 2021