drop the colored kids off at the pool

to defecate in the toilet; also known as taking the browns to the superbowl and making special brownies

I ate a killer meatloaf, then I had to go drop the colored kids off at the pool before I went to class

by EthanEvans08 March 19, 2008

Drop The Black Kids Off At The Pool

the action of taking a crap or doing/fulfilling ones brown deeds

(Asian Kid goes to the bathroom for 10 minutes)

Person A: HAHA where have u been?!?!
Person B: YEA!!! WHERE?!?!?

Asian Kid: ChiLLLL, I had to drop the black kids off at the pool...

(Teacher gives Asian Kid two detentions...)

by Jew Bagel November 24, 2006

Drop The Fat Kids Off at The Pool

Too have a bowel movement, a dump, a shit, to pinch a loaf, or just a plain old shit.

Man, I gotta hurry home to drop the fat kids off at the pool.

by andersg July 24, 2006

Dropping kids off at the pool

Spew your cum into toilet

dropping kids off at the pool is a great stress reliever

by Sparkles McTasty February 24, 2017

drop kids off at pool

to take a shit

Bob's in the bathroom, dropping some kids off at the pool

by Jacky January 21, 2004

Dropping the Cosby kids off at the cosmic pool

To take a dump.

my bad, I was dropping the Cosby kids off at the cosmic pool.

by One eyed midget March 10, 2011

drop the kids off at the pool

/drɒp ðə kudzu ɒf ət ðə pu l/
phr. v. (slang, humorous, vulgar)

1. To defecate; to go to the toilet for a bowel movement.
2. To engage masturbation, until climax, into a toilet.

Etymology: Figurative and euphemistic expression popularized in late 20th-century American slang. The “kids” metaphorically represent faeces, and the “pool” the toilet bowl. Usage reflects a broader tradition of humorous circumlocutions for defecation. Modern day usage developed into a meaning for self-relief, for either healthy bowel movements or acts of self love.

e.g. "Where is your toilet closet? I need to drop the kids off at the pool!"

by anonymous August 21, 2025