FOOD

The opposite to shit. Shit is bad, FOOD is good.
"Dude, that was fucking FOOD!"
by DaveKurtandFaye February 28, 2010
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Food

Actually a legal and vital life drug, even if it's not recognised as one, it's still technically one.

DEFINITION OF DRUG: "Any substance intended to affect the structure or any function of the body of humans or other animals."

You need FOOD, a substance, to function therefore it is a drug, and it can change the structure of your body too, literally.

Like other drugs; food can be addictive. Just look at obese people, and like other drugs, it can be avoided. Just look at anorexics.

For some people, eating can make you feel happy, and like all drugs and over-dosing; over-eating leads to negative consequences (obesity, which can mean heart diseases, etc.)
People need food like pothead needs weed, like perverts need sex, and like alcoholics need vodka and whiskey.
by Ben (Reprography) December 21, 2008
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Food

Food is divided into categories each varying on the colour(this is just for food that doesn’t use food colouring) :
Green: disgusting things which your mum probably has to fight over with you so you eat it
Yellow: Normally they are sour and you probably wouldn’t eat it without food to accompany it
Red: o.k food, although can be spicy
Blue: can’t think of a blue food
This food tastes great
by LuluXD March 4, 2018
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Food

What kind of fucking goblin doesn’t know what food is.
Fat fucks don’t know what food is.
by Niggerfaggotbillyeyelash October 31, 2019
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Food

Person1: I WANT FOOD!
Person2: Ok?
by AcraftMC December 19, 2015
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FOOD

Delicious thingy mijigy that you put in your mouth.
" Hey yo bro, wanna get some food?"
by OOGA BOOGA LIKES CAKE June 18, 2019
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Food

The greatest thing ever because its good and without it we would die. ☺
Food is great!
by Kali789 April 15, 2015
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