a sinfull women who loves to parade naked in the woods
ooooh its so nice 2 have a free spirit...ooh especially when ur naked
by desire June 21, 2004
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The Hardest Mutha Fuckas To ever walk out of the fruity ass town eastchesterr. Trust me These niggas are nutsss... i heard they sewed some niggas asshole closed and kept feedin him and feedin him. so be sure to steer clear of these gangsta ass Niggas..PBS
by ChaBoiw4567 March 23, 2009
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an awkward kiss in a dog park forest by theo allen and mia keazer
omg i never saw the woodland peck coming, i wish i was there!
by wassupchick7 July 30, 2017
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A woodland bitch is a person who thinks that they live in the woodland but then actually gets called back into the house for dinner and is all like... "Mom I was fucking cutting down trees for my house!" similar to a furry.
"Hey you got a woodland bitch on your hands."
by Woodlandbitch.org May 4, 2017
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A homophobic, racist kid that says the n word even tho he is white. He’s selfish and cares for nobody or anything but himself. He thinks he’s more popular and cooler than everyone else.
Person: hey have you heard about that kid Adam Woodland?
Other person: Oh that selfish scumbag?
by Skyler Depczek June 2, 2020
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A Woodland Creature is something that comes from the depths of the Crunkedout forest. Its a rare species that usually has a bad aroma, knotted hair & sweaty pits.

There is only 1 known photograph of this rare yet exciting species, taken by a car full of yuppies driving a BMW on a late Saturday night out. Even though this photo has never been seen, we know it exists.
"Look at those Woodland Creatures of the night, quick snap their picture & put it on Myspace!"

"OMG, I have never seen anything as hideous as the Woodland Creatures of 280"
by Fendiidior May 5, 2009
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A feeling that a woman gets when she gets a random unexpected stabbing (or woodland creature is crawling around up there sort of) feeling in her VAGINA!!
"Aaah HolyFrickenFuck! There is a woodland creature in my Vag!"
by Shamama123 February 21, 2009
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