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The Johnny Scale

A more defined approach to eating women. Going on a scale from 1 to 4.

1 being - I wouldn’t hit that

2 being - I wouldn’t hit but I could understand why someone would

3 being - I would hit but I could understand why someone wouldn’t

and 4 being - Anyone would hit that
Dave: “that girl is easily a 7/10”
Johnny: “nah man she a 3/4 on The Johnny scale. I’d hit”
by spencer.oc October 10, 2017
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Off the Richter scale

When my homeboy gets out he is going to go off the Richter scale about his kids
by Slugga88 January 23, 2021
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the validsof scale

the scale of a validsof is the severity of being a validsof for example 23 on the scale means you watch a shit ton of hentai
23 hentai per minute to be exact
Person 1: yo you validsof i bet ur like 23 on the scale!
Validsof: no im more like 12 on the validsof scale
by gaming legend420 January 15, 2023
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The Beauty Scale

A scale used to describe how beautiful someone is. it starts at the lowest with ugly, then progress up with pretty, cute, beautiful, should be illegal to be this beautiful, indescribable, and then ends with the top rating of camryn. this top rating refers to the name of the most beautiful girl the creator of this system has ever seen.
"hey bro, what would you rate that girl?"
"using the beauty scale, pretty"
"damn bro! thats pretty low"
by THEtruth October 2, 2012
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The Budden Scale

A scale from one to ten, in which L's are the measurement

a scale measuring epic failure
Wow, he went out with a chick with no front teeth, safe to say that's at least 7 L's on the Budden scale.

His love/hate relationship with video blogging has him disrespecting himself to the tune of 8 L's on the Budden scale.
by b-rock78 September 2, 2009
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The burger scale

This scale is used to rate the attractiveness of a woman. Basically the better looking the woman the more undercooked burgers we would give her and hence she would get terrible diarrhea that we would smear all over ourselves and eat. Slightly attractive girls would get 1 or 2 burgers. Whereas really hot girls might get up to 4 or 5 burgers.
"Holy shit, did you see her? if I use The burger scale she would have gotten 5 burgers."

Sam: "How many burgers would you give kitty?"
Jimbop:"Well if i was using the trusty burger scale i would probably only give her about 2 burgers. shes no brad pitt."
by MartinFynch November 13, 2010
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the redonc scale

A scale from 1- 6 of redonculous things or actions, 1 being the least redonc and 6 being the most redonc.
Wo that cd was a 3 on the redonc scale
That triple backflip was a 6 on the redonc scale
by shredsor October 23, 2008
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