Crack Licker

One who goes above and beyond the level of ass kissing.

Sam: "I'd love to buy you cookies! Want me to rub your belly too, Mr. Juan?"
Mr. Juan: "Sam, stop licking my crack..."
Everyone: "Sam's a crack licker!"

by TheSmexi May 13, 2014

Ball licker

a person that likes to lick guys balls.

Shut up and lick my balls

by Ben February 11, 2003

mother licker

a politically correct, 'PG' version of the well known phrase; Mother Fucker.

Old Gregg: It's attached to your rod mother licker.
Have you ever drunk Baileys from a shoe?
Do you wanna go to a club where people wee on
each other?
Howard Moon: No. Sir.

by Eagle von Ceasel May 5, 2008

HELMET LICKER

A male that gives head to another male.

Elton John is a flaming helmet licker.

by Scottd247 November 3, 2007

Licker Tittie

A womans lactating breast who went drinking the night before and still has alcohol remaining in her breast milk.

I was sucking on my pregnant girlfriends nipple last night and totally got a taste of her licker tittie.

by Cpdcrsdrii August 18, 2009

crystal licker

Derogatory name for a new age hippy. Typically known for an unhealthy obsession with inanimate objects like rocks and stones. Believing they have souls, they communicate and make love to them under the moonlight.

Dude 1: Whos that? She's hot!
Dude 2: That's Zoe, but she just changed her name to Moonchild and stopped shaving her legs.
Dude 1: Gross! What a crystal licker.

by 123DiamondDog June 1, 2017

Pringle Licker

Someone so concerned with their weight and/or physique that they would lick the flavour off a Pringle (potato chip) without eating the snack itself.

Andy's on a new gluten-free, sugar-free diet - what a Pringle Licker.

by B33fc@ke August 4, 2016