Lachlan

Lachlan is just the best person ever. Hes got a huge cock and lots of money and everyone wants to be him. There have been reports of people praying to lachlan instead of jesus.
Oh heavenly father, lachlan, please grant me the strength to slay puss and be a sick cunt.
by Definitelynotlachlan November 22, 2021
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Lachlan

Lachlan, where do I begin with Lachlan. When you first meet them they might come across as quiet and soft-spoken, but that is only the very tippy-top of Lachlan. They're some of the most radiant and precious people in the world. With their amazing taste in music and impeccable talent, they can easily serenade you with their charm and music. Lachlan is one of the most down to earth and genuine person who you will ever meet, no matter what they will make it their mission to make you smile, they're some of the funniest people with a smile and laugh oh so sweet. And their eyes, WOW their eyes, you honestly will need a map to help you not get lost in them. Lachlan is, wonderful, incredible, warm, splendid, beautiful, amazingly talented, passionate, humourous, determined, and most importantly, will love you unconditionally.
Person 1: Hey who's that?
Person 2: Oh that? That's Lachlan, he's absolutely splendid and he is the BEST at serenading!!!

Person 1: WOW whoever ends up with Lachlan must be some incredibly lucky person
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Girl: damn lachlan thats a big dick
Person 1: do you see that lump in lachlans pants
Person 2: i know it's massive
by Deez nuts ha got him December 1, 2020
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Lachlan

A firm decisive man which makes strong and courageous decisions with a horse cock that weighs over 11 pounds and has the might of Thor’s hammer

But Is never shy of a cuddle and the warm feeling of his head pressed between a nice set of tits
Hey there’s Lachlan with the horse cock that weighs over 11 pounds
by Alex565 November 23, 2021
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Lachlan

Lachlan seems like a very chill person and has a amazing sense of humour, however he has a problem with buying Uber eats. he also likes to play tricks on people and play video games. he is also really good with technology and exploiting social media such as instagram been used to trick his mates into doing stuff that they will forever be made fun of for. Lachlan is also into sports usually starting with non team sports e.g karate or swimming but will participate and enjoy Team sports such as Basketball.
Jett: bro my wifi is so shit its not working i'm lagging so much
Ashton: You are probably been Dossed by Lachlan.
by ashton got catfished April 12, 2020
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Lachlan

Someone who is often referred to as a predator, where they do inappropriate action towards young girls at a party or at an event.
oo boy ... look at Lachlan, his doing it again.
by Ruyton females May 29, 2019
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lachlan

Tall guy who never does his work
Teacher: You're very rude boy! You must be a Lachlan!
by GArruigfdhhs October 4, 2017
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