beetroot heed

A persons of which possesses a large swollen red or purple head usually due to misuse of steroids. Commonly found at lifestyle fitness or in you're local night club.

Also known to over indulgence of cocaine.
Tends to gravititate towards women who posses mandala tattoos and spray tans.

'Have you seen that big fucking beetroot heed'

'Aye Calum's a big beetroot heed'

by Street wise sally November 6, 2017

Heed

A black male who's some may call African always traveling on the road and all about money and will be rich some day

black hustler ambition highway heed

by Shaq99 June 18, 2018

The Heed

An individual with a comically oversized head (so big, it has it's own postcode) along with a personality so dull, that it sucks the atmosphere out of a room when they enter....a bad case of halitosis usually accompanies this...

Oh no, here comes The Heed, really can't deal with him boring the life out of us again

by The Boaby March 4, 2020

Heed

Definition of Heed - heed is a creature (a bald haired male) Which scientists inject potato DNA in a male to make them bald. Rich with Vitamin H.

you have a solid heed! Creepy beautiful potato child

by Solid Heed March 29, 2021

Pink Terracotta Heed

An oddly square head shaped man with a pink face and blonde, yellow carpet looking hair. Smells of hazlet and onions.

Yuck! That smell must be pink terracotta heed.

by SecretAnonymous They/ Them October 31, 2023

turf heed

Someone who is an idiot, prefferably with ginger hair, but can refer to all.

" haha look at that turf heed! "

by Bmxer_kid666 April 29, 2006