Mr. Halfway House

A slang term for the Mr. Appliance franchise chain derived from the fact that employees are typically sloven in appearance and give the impression of coming from less than desirable backgrounds.

Person A: "Who fixed your dishwasher?"
Person B: "Oh this thugish looking gentlemen from Mr. Halfway House."

by joesixpackabs February 18, 2010

halfway homeless

Have a home but it’s not the one your supposed to live it.

Damn man I’m halfway homeless , I’m finna go home tho

by Bigblrddds April 23, 2021

halfway mom

A pregnant woman.

Jill has been a halfway mom for 25 weeks.

by John Coosa November 3, 2011

Halfway Hot Dog

Cutting your penis down the middle from tip to halfway along the shaft to create two different child penises so you can bang two chicks at once.

Tom took threesomes to a whole new level with the halfway hot dog

by The Dank Jester May 15, 2018

almost halfway there

used when hiking to answer someone's dumb question of "are we there yet"

"are we there yet?"
"we are almost halfway there."

by SchizNoFriendia March 23, 2021