semi-gourmet cook

A person who, in thought, can cook food like a real human being, but never the less being a brain dead retard whom you might want to punch in the face shortly after employment starts and can't

We've just hired a new semi-gourmet cook! Hes GREAT, but ide like to punch the hack, wanna be mac and cheese cook in the face.

Semi gourmet cooking with Sandra Lee (reference the food network)

by Chef omega November 3, 2010

gourmet

Used ironically when referring to shitty food.

Person One: I couldn't work out the oven so here's some baked beans on cold pizza.
Person Two: Gourmet.

by ImInHell May 11, 2016

Gourmet Dickcheese

The finest variety of dickcheese only found under Morgan Freeman's foreskin

"Bro, I found some that gourmet dickcheese!"

"Damn, Isn't that the one found in Morgan freeman's foreskin??"

by THE_M1LKM4N August 31, 2020

Gourmet Illusion

A widely used trickery in the food bizz happens when a eatery looks apealing to the eye,the servers are dressed nice, the decor looks upscale..but the food is anything but special to say the least.

This place looks great..the tables and plates are pretty cool looking but the food sucked...just another gourmet illusion! Ruby Tuesday is nothing but a damn gourmet illusion!

by ThwopKing November 24, 2009

The Gourmet

The gourmet is the orc you kill for the dark brotherhood questline in the elder scrolls 5 skyrim. He is also the greatest being known to man.

Oh, I Have To Kill The Gourmet, I Will Regret This Later.

by TheGourmet November 29, 2023

Gourmet Shitter

Person who eats at a gourmet restaurant, dislikes the food, and clogs the toilet before leaving in disgust

I just saw a gourmet shitter in the bathroom. The toilets are now closed!

by simonthepieman2kni March 14, 2011

Gourmet Song

A song of exceptional quality.
Thoughtfully composed, emotionally rich, and layered like a gourmet meal. It’s the kind of music that elevates all your senses. So well crafted, you don’t just hear it you taste it.

“This track? Straight up a Gourmet Song. Every note, every lyric, chef’s kiss.”

Coined by Iman, 2025.

by Chachamoola June 19, 2025