crepe

Commomly mistaken for the french delicacy crepè a crepe is when someone need to use the bathroom.

madison: omg bro i need to go to the bathroom

zahli: why do you need to crepe
madison: yes i’m going to crepe my pants

by jancer67 October 6, 2025

in-crepe-ulous

when something is incredulous but you need to make a crepe pun

"How much are you selling crepes for?"
"5 pounds"
"That's in-crepe-ulous"

by mishiexists March 11, 2024

Crepe

Crepe is a piece of shit type of pokemon. He likes sundaes and lollipops but he ain't getting any.

That crepe is one motherfucker, damn dude.

by Riverriver April 9, 2015

Crepes

British Slang Term For Shoes

roadman: "AY RUN ME THEM CREPES"
average citizen: oh no

by kkrbek] September 6, 2023

Crepe

Someone who dresses all blue and walks around like an idiot.

Posted by Blahd Gang

Blahd 1: Hey, what's that dumb guy dressed as a blueberry doing?

Blahd 2: Man that's a Crepe, stupid

by Chad Blahd September 28, 2021

Creping

An another name for a syrupy pawjob, popular in the furry community.

"Hey man, I heard that Sam and his brother are going to a Creping conference!!"
"Oh wow"

by Upamonaco November 14, 2024

Gold Dollar Crepe

This is an utmost act that you will not find in the Kama Sutra. To those who know what a Cleveland Steamer is or the more advanced Cincinnati Steamer, the Gold Dollar Crepe takes crappy jokes to a new level. A Gold Dollar Crepe is when you are relaxed and laying down. A young child in diapers or pullups has not been freshly changed climbs up to your head and repeatedly sits in a bouncing motion on your face or head.

"Daddy is taking a nap, go wake him up with a Gold Dollar Crepe"

by Pharaoh Fluid July 6, 2017