I aM VERY cArEfUl WiTh My WoRdS

Ha! You definitely THINK that you are, don't ya?

Dr. Jordan "JeepJorp" Peterson "I aM VERY cArEfUl WiTh My WoRdS!"

Hym "I mean... You unwittingly described yourself as a psychopath... After your test called ME a psychopath..."

Dr. Jordan Peterson "Psychopaths aren't successful! I had 3 sources of income!"

Hym "You aren't successful though... You were fired for being too DISAGREEABLE and are losing your license for monetizing your clients, writing poetry about their molested ginies and bootyholes (even going as far as to call on of them an idiot), and weaponizing schizophrenia against a detractor..."

Dr. Jordan Peterson "That's your fault!"

Hym " How... Is that my fault? You were mistaken as an advocate for disaffected young men... Because you were mistaken for me... You hate those!"

Dr. Jordan Peterson "I helping them! I'm giving suffering people hope!"

Hym "Nooo... No more than any other self-help celebrity... I kind of said that ANYONE could do what you do... Like... Even a baby-dick schizo psychopathic Satanists... And now you're colluding with the government and the media to try and hold onto your ill-gotten gains by gathering as much unearned political power as you can possibly amass..."

Dr. Jordan Peterson "My sycophants say I'm not a fucking nutjob!"

Hym "They use you instrumentally as a means to push religious dogma and you allow it because you have no morals... Becuase you're a psychopath..."

by Hym Iam April 9, 2023

urban dictionary deny my word

When you type a word that you think is creative, but 3 months later, you get a response saying "no".

Bro, this was an amazing word, why did urban dictionary deny my word? They could've at least not make me wait 3 months for a response.

by Indianboy1278372345566778 September 23, 2020

Not a joke. On my word as a Biden

Mocking locution combining two of Joe Biden's favorite rhetorical expressions
Usually uttered immediately after the telling of an obvious falsehood

Back in the 90's I had sex one night with the entire cast of the "Seinfeld" show. Including Kramer
Not a joke. On my word as a Biden

by thurb June 28, 2023

use my words against me

When you lose your integrity.

Senator Lindsey Graham (R-SC): I want you to use my words against me.

by onewindows November 17, 2020

Two Two's my word

Two two's my word fam. If you catch a torontonian throwing ts into a sentence, they on god. They ain't no gerb and they AIN'T MESSING AROUND (NO NONS BROSKI).

Torontonian: Two Two's my word fam, the toronto accent is the BEST accent in the WORLD crodie.

Other dude: "Oh damn he's being fr"

by P1rsa May 22, 2025

word-by-me-which-no-one-knows-or-uses-because-it-is-not-in-the-Webster-dictionary-so-I-wrote-this-word-in-the-Urban-Dictionary-site-which-gets-my-creativity-of-words-into-action

This is a phrase into a word which is unnecessary long to become a word, but why not add it?

A: Dude, I got this random word I wish was on Webster...
B: Bro, What is it?
A:Bippity-boppity-doo, which is a word-by-me-which-no-one-knows-or-uses-because-it-is-not-in-the-Webster-dictionary-so-I-wrote-this-word-in-the-Urban-Dictionary-site-which-gets-my-creativity-of-words-into-action.
B: You wrote it into Urban Dictionary???

by minh_says_urban March 14, 2025

my words have been taken out of me

Ryan Yerrow's saying its copyrighted it his don't take it, its his in his newest video (yes he finally found the publish button on his YouTube channel)

Ryan: My words have been taken out of me, that's a saying now I just coined it it's mine sorry nobody else can say it, copyrighted it

by LolitsmeL November 28, 2020