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Tabular Rash

A tubular rash is the rash caused by having sexual intercourse with a table. Generally the deeper and harder the penetration, the more severe the rash. This is commonly found in frustrated middle aged men and teenage virgins. The rash is located on the male genitalia and will bleed and puss eventually becoming a sexually transmitted disease capable of having similar symptoms to genital warts.
Person 1: Why is that guy walking weird?

Person 2: Ahh, he's probably got a tabular rash
by tabular basher 7 July 11, 2014
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internet tabloids

LMAO she has her own internet tabloids and she didn't do anything with her life. She's famous for nothing.
by thefamousLOSER April 3, 2010
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Tabloid Math

Juicy talks in mathematical circles on who are working on which projects or proofs, or who have been offered tenure, especially among the “office politicians” who were unprovenly promoted based on their close or intimate relationship with the boss rather than on their published papers and teaching awards.
Stabbing each other on the back, bitching about promoted or demoted fellow colleagues, and the like are part and parcel of tabloid math conversation, which preoccupies the minds of thousands of frustrated or marginalized mathematicians at lunchtime.
by MathPlus March 8, 2021
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tablocking

videotaping any performance using your tablet held above your head thus blocking the view of everyone behind you.
I couldn't see my kids performance because the lady in front of me was tablocking.
by sixfive67 August 17, 2012
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Tabulous

Term inspired by the fabulousnessof Tab soda. Used by tabaholics to describe pleasant things.
Jen, did you see that kitty with the pink food bowl?
Yeah Katie, it was really tabulous!
by shannonberryshortcake October 23, 2008
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Tabloid

A tablet computer powered by the Android operating system.
Cool Tabloid, dude.
by vette73 August 16, 2011
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tabular

integrated a function by use of a table
tabular integration
by schmidt snidt November 11, 2003
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