Urban Tumbleweed

A rolling ball of street garbage. Urban Tumbleweed contains spent 9mm casings, ripped-out hair weaves, empty pizza boxes, used condoms, malt liquor bottles, pepper spray cans and severed fingers.

After she tore out that bitch's weave it got caught up in the Urban Tumbleweed.

by ranchdippingsauce October 23, 2012

Tumbleweeding

A popular method of foreplay that resembles the rolling behaviour of a tumbleweed. To begin, partner 1 lies on top of the bed, face up, with their ankles hanging off of the side. Partner 2 takes partner 1s ankles and begins raising partner 1s legs. After partner 1s legs have been raised, partner 2 quickly throws them back down, forcing partner 1 to do the worm in the air. As this action is repeated, partner 1 will begin to resemble a tumbleweed drifting through the wild west. Partner 1 will also develop a massive boner, regardless of gender.

"I love tumbleweeding you"

by Buhboat17701342069 March 20, 2019

philadelphia tumbleweed

A hair weave, defined as such because Philly is bountiful of discarded weaves in the streets, gutters and subways.

"What's that on your head?"

"My new Philadelphia tumbleweed! You like?"

by BOH! January 30, 2008

Patagonian Tumbleweed Soup

When a person lights there partner’s bush on fire, then forcibly vomits on their crotch. After the the person scrapes of the vomit and charred hair and puts it into a bowl of warm water. Both add their fecal matter to the bowl. Then the bowl with the contents in it is microwaved for 10 minutes which excretes a wonderful aroma into the kitchen of the couple. The couple then eats it for dinner and later they take turns vomiting it into each other’s mouths.

Hey what are you and Tina having for dinner tomorrow night?
Oh just the usual, Patagonian Tumbleweed Soup!

by Titttts McGee January 15, 2018

Tumbleweed Tourette's

A condition where the sufferer is afflicted by telling unfunny jokes, seemingly at random intervals, that fall flat and leave you waiting for the Tumbleweed to roll by... a socially awkward person.

Oh God, his Tumbleweed Tourette's has struck again...

by Blitzgeist May 31, 2016

Pube Tumbleweed

The little ball of pubes you get when you shave your pubes and bunch them up. One may throw this at his/her friends or use it to film a western movie shootout scene.

Jerry threw the Pube Tumbleweed at his mom because she said his dick was tiny.

by Sukov Blyatovich May 1, 2018

Tumbleweed

where someone tells are bad joke and there is a awkward silence afterwards.

Matt Cooke "some really bad joke."
Person "Tumbleweed"

by Loud Awsome Dudes May 23, 2010