Strum my filthies

To jerk off

Be right back, gonna go strum my filthies.

by Beefyqueefy June 6, 2018

Strum

To pursue the act of flicking the ball up over an opponent in a real life game of football in a poorly made 'game' version going by the name of 'FIFA' which was rumoured to have been created by a group of delusional individuals. You can only complete this act if you are a top class skiller and you really want the side-lines attention.

Person: Oh get strummed!

Person: Wow that was a great strum!

by MunchMan123 April 21, 2020

Hum n' Strum

when you suck dick, hum, and play the ukulele at the same time

My girl did a lil bit of Hum n' Strum last night.

by bluey-sempai August 26, 2021

In-strum

When you having to much on your mind and theres only 1 way to let it go and or to be thought free with ease.

My brain is feelin so much pain

Theres only 1 way to make it sain
I have a in-strum mental so I gotta rap my pain to a instrumental

by 10 Shot February 23, 2021

Strumming the Hair Guitar

Knocking the little man out of his double ended rowing boat.

Johnny has left with the baby sitter and poor Louise, 8 young kids and strumming the hair guitar...I love it when the bitch strums the hair guitar and I'm deep in the tan track.

by Randy Ashell March 11, 2024

Banjo Strumming

1.) The act of eating a girl out

2.) A way to tell someone to fuck off

Banjo Strumming:
1. Bro, I strummed the SHIT out of that girls banjo last night.

2. Go strum a banjo asshole.

by Death is fun August 20, 2022

Thumb strum

When your index and middle finger get tired while fingering so you use your thumb instead.

Last night I had to give her the good ol'thumb strum

by Kung flue July 19, 2020