Stealthturd

(noun) - a turd delivered, due to the expectation of its raw heinousness, on the bathroom of another floor in your office building.

Yeah, Ben thinks he's cutting a stealthturd on 3rd floor every week. What he doesn't know is that the receptionist on the other side of the wall can hear him grunting.

by Frustrated_Monolingual September 11, 2009

Stealthie

A secretly taken photograph

A: I finally took a pic of my girl! Here Shows pic
B: Why she lookin' away?
A: It's a stealthie! She don't know I took that

by StealthNinja February 15, 2015

Stealth clown

This is a state of mind in which a person mistakes themselves as being a "stealth clown" but is actually an over paid, pen pushing, "community official", supposed "strategist", semi-retarted, sells recycled bullshit, OMA lover, lazy piece of shit, butt plugging, homosexual, 3d intro loving boweler.

Ice cweammm ice cweam"." do you like my t-shirt tucked in, or tucked out? or possibly like this.... " "I'm a Stealth clown

by kellybuss June 1, 2010

Stealth Baked

Being baked but not showing signs of it

A: You don't look very baked?
B: I'm Stealth Baked
A: What's that?
B: I'm ripped out of mind, but I am not showing signs of it.

by NeoLobster August 22, 2010

Stealthex

a group dedicated to making bots and/or cracks for other bot for use on Silkroad Online

or it could be just a group of Ninjas that use magic

OMFGWTFBBQHAX Did you pick up the new StealthLite from the group of Ninjas that use Magic on Stealthex

by j3r1co October 9, 2008

stealth ginge

adj. - One whose bodily hair is brown with (sometimes) subtle ginger tones - often in denial of their ginger status.

He claimed his hair was brown, but everyone knew Simon was a stealth ginge.

by Paula Abdul December 9, 2008

Stealth Sack Attack

When your colleague or supervisor sneaks up behind you and stands so close to you while you're seated at your desk, that their balls are resting on your shoulder and you don't notice

Willidan almost laid a greek cheese out of shock when he realised that he was the victim of a stealth sack attack.

by netmonkey February 20, 2009