Spokane

pronounced Spo-can’t

Definitions:

1. vomit or fecal matter.
2. inability to achieve mindless bliss.
3. a fear and ignorance induced paid slavery town in Eastern Washington.

1. “Dude! Your dog just Spokane'd on my rug!!”
2. “I tried to believe in the imaginary greatness of Spokane but I spocan’t!”

3. “I just realized Spokane is actually a poverty stricken, oppressive labor force town pretending to be a civilized city.” “Duh, Spokane is just like every other corporate ruled place in the US!” But let's pretend everything is just peachy.

by Wittyhandle October 20, 2021

spokane

a word used to describe a person who gets punked by females; also defined as simp

"whoa! My ass hurts so bad from getting fucked by my girlfriend."
"Don't talk to Donny he's a spokane bitchboy."

by nibbernibber niblerman January 07, 2020

spokane s'more

Alright, so the girl poo's a little... then the guy cums on the poo... THEN you take the cum-poo, smash that shit between some cheeks (your preference), and dig in!!!

It's tradition, for the first councilor to break out "Kumbaya" on a guitar, to present them with a Spokane S'more!

by Skibidaweebop October 15, 2023

Green Spokane

A night of weed, porn and handjobs between straight friends just for boredom without homosexual feelings.

Get high together and having no gay sex between men

"I'm bored. Do you want a Green Spokane?"
"No way, man."
"Nohomo"
"Ok then, but no kisses this time"

by raphaelwantsplay September 06, 2022

Spokane's Boredom

Weed, porn and handjobs between straight friends just for boredom.

Friday night
"I'm bored."
"A Spokane's boredom?"
"No way, man!!"
"Nohomo"
"Ok then but dont kiss this time"

by raphaelwantsplay September 06, 2022