Second Hand Retardation

When your IQ lowers due to an encounter with an individual who is low in intelligence, also can be referred to as "second hand autism".

"God I think I got second hand retardation after talking to that dumbass!"

"Dude I saw you talking to Rawny, be careful! You may get secind hand retardation after conversing with that vegetable!"

"I think I fell victim to second hand retardation I can feel my brain cells killing themselves!"

by Tatrsos aka dank meme lord May 30, 2017

Orchard Park Secondary School

A shithole high school in Stoney Creek, Ontario built in the 60s. Teachers are ok unless you get Mr.Brooks, he gets annoying with his conspiracy theories. Students are a bunch of stoners that hang out and vape outside the tech hall, all you smell is blueberry muffins but it’s all these so called toughguys sucking their dildo sticks, and a nice waft of weed smell coming from their car cause they drive stoned.

The school is basically runned by Serbs and Muslims so basically they just hate eachother and wanna conquer eachother. So much villager Indians and their capes and and turbans like there gonna plant a bomb.

Hey I goto orchard park secondary school, I just skip class, vape and smoke fat blunts and drive everyone stoned out of my mind in my shitbox civic that sounds like a dolphin being raped.

by OGShoota300 January 14, 2020

second alibi

Second Alibi is a short-lived pop duo best known for their hit song "Red." The won an Ohio Music Award in 2015 and toured with Aaron Carter 2017.

Second Alibi is a 2010's pop group.

by KellRobs92 February 27, 2019

Second heartbeat

A thumping or throbbing expressed by the female genitalia during periods of sexual arousal, response, frustration, or climax. Described by many as being similar to a heartbeat

Just found out guys can feel your second heartbeat and I used to sit on my ex’s lap all the time. Time to drink the pain away

by Sen. Kammy February 13, 2020

Citywide Special

In Philadelphia dive bars, a shot of whiskey and a beer sold together at a discount price; most commonly a can of Paps Blue Ribbon and a shot of Jim Beam for $3-5.

Philly lore is that the Citywide Special started at Bob and Barbara’s on the South St in the 1990s, where “The Special” was Beam and PBR for $3.

by Da Rico August 2, 2018

secondhand embarrassment

The personal embarrassment that one feels on account of and for another (i.e. a friend, a family member or a complete stranger) who is making a fool of him or herself. A person experiencing secondhand embarrassment feels as if they are doing the embarrassing action themselves, effectively putting themselves in the other person's shoes.

Guy 1: Man, Sarah's presentation today was terrible. She forgot half of it and stumbled through the rest.
Guy 2: Oh I know. I had so much secondhand embarrassment for her. It was like watching a train wreck.

by Casey L. January 7, 2009

second hour

A topic with more questions than answers, requiring a group of nerds to discuss it for at least an hour.

The term originates from Office Hours Global, a daily live-streamed panel discussion between media professionals. The second hour of the show is usually a deep-dive into a specific topic.

Person 1: hey did you hear about that obscure, highly technical feature that Apple released yesterday which is available only in some countries?
Person 2: that’s gotta be a whole second hour.

by vna-austria October 12, 2021