Human: I had a piece of cold pizza on the counter, and now it’s gone. Which one of you jerks pulled a snacky takey? Hmm?
Animal: Rufus! You’ve had your treat! That one belongs to Boots!!! No Snacky Takey. Bad dog.
Animal: Rufus! You’ve had your treat! That one belongs to Boots!!! No Snacky Takey. Bad dog.
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by irgerijogerog January 27, 2017

When you forget to wipe, let it crust, and dig the crap chunks out of your ass crack and proceed to consume all of it with zero hesitation.
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