Sideways Cigar

A dick a foot wide but only a few inches long

Wow did you see Grant's slong of a sideways cigar it was almost 5 feet wide!

by cideways cigar May 24, 2018

China sideways

A way for a situation to become compromised in an extreme and unusual way. Based on the misconception that Chinese women have sideways vaginas.

I would have been here sooner but traffic was all fucked China sideways.

by Kunthuffer October 19, 2017

sideways sanchez

After anal sex the male give his partner sideburns with the poopstick

Lemme get a sideways sanchez

by dr. perfect at everything November 22, 2011

Sideways eagle

Is when a woman is on her back and a man is on his side horizontally facing her with one of her legs in between his and the other is on his shoulder.

"I can hardly walk." "Why's that?" " I was doing the sideways eagle last night."

by theonlycaptain September 19, 2009

brain is in sideways

One can't think straight, usually because one is in love

"Ever since I met Big Tito, I feel like my brain is in sideways

by Sparkina1967 July 19, 2004

sideways 69

When you want to bring the steam to your bedroom game by preforming 69 with your partner, on your sides.

Girl 1: Omg I heard he was certified in sideways 69!

Girl 2: yeah he got his training from Vance octane!

Sup girl do u wanna sideways 69 tonight?

by Jenna_Taila May 11, 2020

flash sideways

A flash sideways is not a flashback, flash-forward or an alternate timeline. It posits what would have happened if one event didn't.

In the ABC Television show Lost, a flash sideways shows what would have happened if Oceanic flight 815 didn't crash on the island but instead landed in Los Angeles.

by babcock69 May 24, 2010