shmeegin 

Shmeegin: the act of shmeegin or “to shmeeg” is to forcefully drop your balls by yanking your testicles. Thus lengthening your “bag” making them appear bigger. Shmeegin is to be done if your balls don’t drop quick enough naturally, or your friends make fun of your tiny balls.

Rylan must have been shmeegin a lot lately, his bag is hangin out.

shmeegin by NaterBaiter May 4, 2024

Shmeegus

An ancient bird-like creature that lived in the ancient everglades of South Florida. This creature is thought to be once an apex predator and only one remains. It is a common ancestor of the "Shnurgus", which migrated from north Georgia and later evolved into the shmeegus. The shmeegus is commonly referred to individuals in conversation as one who attacks the situation with precision and accuracy. Shmeegus is very commonly mistaken for an insult but ranks among one of the highest compliments one could receive.

"Wow! you're quite the shmeegus aren't you!"

Shmeegus by Water_Sauce March 7, 2026