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Septum piercing

What stinky depressed emo alt girls wear. It does not look hip, you look like a fat ugly bull

People who wear Septum piercings are typically annoying hipsters or White girls who like to dye their hair blue because they're 'conforming'
guy 1: "Chicks who wear Septum piercings smell like my wet left toe"

guys 2: "yeah, avoid at all cost"
by Igetbitxhes March 9, 2024
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Septum

It's a part of the nose innit
David - "Wtf is a septum bro, my mans wants to pierce it"
Carlos - "I dunno mate"
Casandra - "Its a part of the nose innit"
David + Carlos - "Ohhh Yeahhh"
by Cascardav June 27, 2022
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Septum Ring Theory

The Septum Ring Theory is the social observation and slang that finds a pattern between women who wear septum piercing and a certain set of personality traits like being chronically online and holding exaggerated leftist views.

It's frequently used as an insult in comments of sexist / misandrist women who try to disguise their hate as "wokeness" or social justice.

There's an alternative definition that was later created by people that felt called out by this slang that claims it's the theory that some men dislike women with septum piercing because you need to be over 18 to legally obtain it.
"This video literally proves the Septum Ring Theory😭🙏"
by Abisthunder November 21, 2025
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Septum Piercing

Septum piercing is a common sing of severe mental retardation, people who have this shitty piercing are know to be fucking annoying and retarded if you have this shit go fuck yourself eat crap fag
Retard: CANCEL SPONGEBOB!!!

Normal: no wonder you have a septum piercing
Normal 2: yeah go fuck yourself
by Iebebd August 29, 2025
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+ Ana + Newman + Septum + 3 + Months + Sobriety + Coin + Self + Healing + Actress + Suppository +Gift +
+ Ana + Newman + Septum + 3 + Months + Sobriety + Coin + Self + Healing + Actress + Suppository +Gift +
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 1, 2025
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