scrump

Verb. To hump Jensen Ackle's "I can has a cookie?" face.

Wtf does "scrump" mean?

It is the word for humping Jensen's cookie face, naturally.

by CookieScrumper September 29, 2007

Scrump

(noun) A ghetto, usually white girl, that wears boys boxers and low-ridin' shorts. She usually has a strange figure, not skinny, not fat, in between and lets it show. She has a nasty face and even nastier genitalia, or vagina. A step up from the adjective 'scrumpy.' Originated in Wichita, KS by Colton Falconburg.

"Hey Todd, you see Cathy lately? Bitch looks like a Scrump."
"Todd. You should hella slap that scrump."
"Todd, my man. Can't believe you did that scrump. I bet you'll be payin' for that shit, man."

by Toddsterr April 9, 2010

Scrump

A combination of 'scrap' and 'crumb'

"Colleen do you want the rest of these chips? It's only scrumps left."

by JVF July 25, 2009

scrump

A sexual act. The act of having sex.

"Damn me and my boyfriend scrumped for hours last night"

by Trish W. June 12, 2007

scrumping

An african american type of dancing involving moving every part of your body simultaneously and continuously for several minutes.

"Dude he was scrumping last night at the club."

by kingballscupmaster May 22, 2009

scrumping

the act of getting it on!

there's nothing like a good scrumping in the morning!

by Burb October 13, 2004

scrump

(v.) Any action of or relating to sexual arousal through physical contact.

"So did you two do it?"
"No, we just kinda scrumped all night."

by Mikey Mike September 12, 2003