A huge, 90% of the global warming, vehicle that gets LITTLE CHILDREN to school. It's A Known Fact that the bus is late, and you get it up the ass from your homeroom teacher who doesn't believe your fat crazy drunk bus driver took you to school the wrong way, and turned around (FINALLY) but it is already time for lunch. And then your up till 4 AM finishing your English homework that you missed in A hour, then it starts all over again
THAT UBER COOL (not)
So in conclusion, fuck the bus.
THAT UBER COOL (not)
So in conclusion, fuck the bus.
by Derek12266 October 24, 2009
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2. Cramped space that smells like shit where you are forced to be as a mode of transportation to hell.
3. Fastest and easiest way to lower self esteem and be judged, where you will find the crappiest way to die because of reckless half asleep bus drivers and idiots that should wear potential fire hazard signs! A fun educational experience that is always an hour or five late or early!
2. Cramped space that smells like shit where you are forced to be as a mode of transportation to hell.
3. Fastest and easiest way to lower self esteem and be judged, where you will find the crappiest way to die because of reckless half asleep bus drivers and idiots that should wear potential fire hazard signs! A fun educational experience that is always an hour or five late or early!
In the bus the boy threw a water bottle from across the bus at your head!
The windows were closed in late june!
You sat on the aisle, and got your stuff thrown out the window, he made you trip on the way out on purpose!
The school bus passed your stop and never turned back, the next day it was half an hour late and the last day it was so early it didn't come at all!
The windows were closed in late june!
You sat on the aisle, and got your stuff thrown out the window, he made you trip on the way out on purpose!
The school bus passed your stop and never turned back, the next day it was half an hour late and the last day it was so early it didn't come at all!
by Aislyn Demure April 24, 2011
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The usually refered to term when n00bs(word commonly used to someone who sucks at a game or is new to a game) are owned(pwned)in a phrase that suggests that the person was owned so badley they were taken to school by the person who just owned them, suggesting that the person they owned took teh n00b school bus.
Game: HEADSHOT
Player 2: Nooooooooo!
Player 1: You just got taken to school my friend, have a good ride on teh n00b school bus!
Player 2: Nooooooooo!
Player 1: You just got taken to school my friend, have a good ride on teh n00b school bus!
by Jmashed September 6, 2008
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Get the School Bus mug.1) A typically yellow bus that transports students to their school.
2) A great place to learn about the people who live near/around you.
2) A great place to learn about the people who live near/around you.
1) The school bus is always gets us to school on time.
2) Until I rode the school bus, I had different thoughts about people. For example, I thought that guy in Spanish was kind of funny, but now I know he's a loudmouthed asshole who can't shut the fuck up. And I used to think that girl from my block was nice, but now I know that she's a manipulative piece of shit. Thank God we have the school bus!
2) Until I rode the school bus, I had different thoughts about people. For example, I thought that guy in Spanish was kind of funny, but now I know he's a loudmouthed asshole who can't shut the fuck up. And I used to think that girl from my block was nice, but now I know that she's a manipulative piece of shit. Thank God we have the school bus!
by TheIratePirate January 25, 2007
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by MMM March 10, 2004
Get the School Bus mug.A school bus is a headache on wheels driven by a fat, drunk, ugly, old, broke, insane bitch that hates kids. It smells like vinyl mixed in with a fat man's shoe. It has a bad suspension. It is hot and sticky. And you're almost always thinking, "This guy next to me smells like shit."
by aarreeaallyybbaadddduuddee February 27, 2011
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