When your girlfriend is taking a shower, you run in and quietly take a shit in the same bathroom as her. Without flushing, exit the bathroom as quietly as possible. By the end of her shower the entire bathroom will be saturated in your ass stink.
My girlfriend farted on me the other day so I Dutch Sauna'ed her in return, take that ya smelly bitch!
by Doctor Balls McGee August 20, 2010
Pissing on a fire to put it out. Common in the Pacific Northwest where people burn hella fires to keep warm and drink tons of microbrews to chill.
Tim cooked up a Seattle Sauna at 3 am last night, I don't think he saw Julie lying next to the fire.
by doogiehowzit December 31, 2010
The Swedish Sauna is somewhat like the Dutch Oven, but instead of farting when in bed with another person, you fart while showering with another person. It generally smells worse, despite being watered down. It is also much more unforgivable than the Dutch Oven.
by FartConnoisseur April 17, 2011
The act of taking a shit in the same bathroom where another person is enjoying a nice hot steamy shower.
My girlfriend was taking too long to shower, and I had to shit, so I snuck in and gave her a log sauna.
by Burg and Ode July 19, 2008
To release gas from the anus, so that the air becomes very warm, and moist (like a sauna), but brown from the source.
by Rensta April 29, 2008
A cleveland sauna (much like the cleveland steamer) is a way to get revenge or end a relationship. The cleveland sauna involves shitting in a bed next to the victim. Then the covers are pulled over the person (and the shit). As you head towards the exit, you need to crank up the room temperature. This will give off the sauna effect when left a whole night.
Side note: The victim needs to be shitfaced in order to pull of the cleveland sauna.
Side note: The victim needs to be shitfaced in order to pull of the cleveland sauna.
by The.McShnibbler October 5, 2017
When the balls, taint and ass crack are absolutely dripping with sweat from any type of physical exertion or extremely warm temperatures.
Clyde came from from the gym with a gooch sauna and wanted me to eat his ass.
This gooch sauna has got me chaffing.
Swamp ass got nothing on the gooch sauna I got right now.
This gooch sauna has got me chaffing.
Swamp ass got nothing on the gooch sauna I got right now.
by Dick Onchin January 26, 2021