Man 1 -"Dude, I heard James got a Rocky mountain handy last week!"
Man 2 - "I didn't even know there was enough space in a sleeping-bag for that..."
Man 2 - "I didn't even know there was enough space in a sleeping-bag for that..."
by Honorarykicker August 12, 2012

when you go to a bar pick up a young lady and she takes you home and you have a threesome with her and her mother that is a Rocky mountain double
by Rockhoundcolorado December 15, 2008

To strangle a female while hitting it doggystyle with some wire or rope and while she is trying to breath, her muscles will tighten up giving the guy added pleasure....also commonly referred to as bein "Jonbenet'd".
by Hoss December 30, 2003

Suzy doesn't care for rocky mountain oysters but she really digs rocky mountain calamari if they are prepared correctly
by buck neckd April 17, 2011

When you are sliding your member between a woman's large breasts, and without warning, finish above the neck.
Horseyface was riding those tata's when before Meggers knew it, he gave her some Rocky Mountain Refreshment.
by Monkey Gray October 28, 2007

by Laxninja August 1, 2009

After shooting a load all over your partners face, you spread it around by using your sack as a paintbrush.
Bro 1: You close with that girl from the bar last night?
Bro 2: Hell yeah, I closed with a rocky mountain facial, she was glazed.
Bro 2: Hell yeah, I closed with a rocky mountain facial, she was glazed.
by theredddevil August 16, 2015
