destructive road head

see monza

very very destructive

i was giving my girlfriend destructive road head, or a monza, and then i threw the bitch out.

- matt wheet

by codytucker August 30, 2006

chunky road head

When your girl throws up during road head due to road sickess and keeps going.

-Evelyn gave me some great chunky road head but the ride was very bumpy
-That's gross dude

by Hdisnnwvevrjfkmchagwhs September 5, 2016

Rocky Road Head

It is when you are driving on a bumpy road while a girl with braces gives you a blowjob from the back seat and when you hit a big bump the braces tear your foreskin.

Guy 1: “my dick really hurts man.”
Guy 2: “I didn’t need to know that dude.”
Guy 1: “yeah I was getting some rocky road head.”
Guy 2: “eww, shut the fuck up I don’t want to hear this!”

by HelplessButter October 29, 2019

Stationary Road Head

When your lady shows up to work on your lunch break to suck you off in the car on the company parking lot

Man, my girl showed up at work yesterday out of the blue to give me some stationary road head on lunch. She is definitely a keeper

by 1machinist November 17, 2020

Russian road-head

Instead of passenger performing fellatio on the driver, "driver blows you..."

I got Russian road-head last Tuesday.

by Slayerwolf359 June 5, 2021

Russian road-head

Instead of the passenger performing fellatio on the driver, "driver blows you!"

I got Russian road-head last Tuesday!

by Slayerwolf359 June 5, 2021

Rocky Road Head

To give head whilst driving on a rocky road.

"Yo she gave me rocky road head, and we almost drove off the mountain."

by aycomidaenlacasa December 15, 2021