accelated reader

gayest fucking piece of shit educational program ever

AR is a big load of shit

by Witch Nose October 14, 2004

lightweight reader

Someone who gets sleepy or passes out shortly after starting to read.

"Im so screwed for this test, I didn't study at all."
"Why not? We had all week!"
"Im a lightweight reader man, I never made it past section one."

by Orionis70 March 18, 2012

Pussy Reader

Nasty nigga that reads multiple pussies to get by

Wow Jm your really a ousts reader ???
Yes kind sir I am in fact a Pusey reader !

Yo nigga

Yes?
Guess what ?
I’m a Pussy reader that’s what !

by maniscus August 6, 2022

penis reader

2 guys having a boner at the same time yet they live far from each other.

Skype conversation: "man mine just got up" "WHAT YOU TOO?!" "penis reader haha"

by korky1318 October 22, 2011

whale reader

A reader who consumes annually more books than the rest of the population combined.

A voracious reader.

Jane: I read 600 books last year.
John: Wow, you're a whale reader.
Jane: Yes. Yes, I am.
John: Don't get cocky.

by Groatsworth June 21, 2019

netflix reader

When you think youve found a good movie on Netflix, with an English title, but it turns out to bd a foreign film with English closed caption!! F-ck!

I thought i found a good movie we havent seen, but it ended up being a Netflix reader...

by Brokedowning/PG May 23, 2018

Taint Reader

Someone who can tell the future by reading taints.

So, taint reader, what can you tell me about my future?

Your taint tells me you're about to get your salad tossed!

Your taint tells me you're about to get a tongue in your pussy!

by ExoticTransporter August 25, 2014