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Quantum fail

A fail that, when examined extremely closely, fails in a very different and surprising way to the one expected.

Reflects the strange behaviour of subatomic particles when observed.
The contract seemed reasonable, but when I examined the small print I realised it was a QUANTUM FAIL.
by LFDD April 5, 2010
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Quantum Crazy

(Active noun) When a person reaches a point of crazy that it cannot be fathomed how many dimensions the crazy extends.
Crazy, ex girlfriend, Crazy ex, mother in law, politicians
She's quantum crazy! She is 8 shades of crazy plus two or three and we can only comprehend 6.
by GaiaDesiree December 29, 2014
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quantum penis

Infinitely small penis
"Fuarkk Dan has quantum penis" , "yea i heard it's tiny"
by GeoffreyCharlestheThird June 11, 2017
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Quantum BJ

A rare form of fellatio in which the performer becomes so enthralled by the act, that all sense of time and place are lost, and a trance like state is attained.
Guy 1: Dude, I got the best Quantum BJ last night.
Guy2: Oh yea?
Guy 1: Yea man, she totally spaced out to like another dimension or something she was so into it. When she snapped out of it, she forgot her name and where she was for a minute.
Guy 2: Nice!
by Southern_Gent September 10, 2013
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Quantum Cryptography

A common euphemism for gay anal sex between a student and a professor, especially when the student is the submissive (receiving) partner and the professor is the dominant (penetrating) partner. This phrase is thought to have originated at Caltech, though it has also become common at Stanford and MIT.
Gautam: Has anyone seen Andrea lately?
Navid: I think he's in his advisor's office... probably studying quantum cryptography <knowing look>
Jialin: Wow! They've been in there three hours!
by CallsItWhatItIs July 5, 2017
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Quantum Slept.

the act of drinking far too much in the early hours in the morning , falling asleep and then waking up and thinking you have missed a entire day of your life.
Rich - I drank far too much whisky this 9.00 am this morning , what day is it ?

phil - It's still Saturday

Rich - No way i must of Quantum Slept.
by teleshift January 19, 2011
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quantum fuck

1 Sexual interaction by means of e-mail, IM or text messaging.

2 The person with whom you have virtual sex.
My Quantum Fuck is incredibly hot. Last night he quantum fucked me so well I lost the ability to type for a few minutes.
by Petunia Farmer January 19, 2009
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