Premium Mench

Premium Mench- food of the upmost quality. However, this does not only apply to fine dining. If you find yourself to be high or intoxicated, any food that can satisfy your craving in such a way that you loose the ability to speak can be considered as well.

Guy 1: Hey heard you are going out for Chad's birthday.
Guy 2: Yeah we are gonna get some premium mench.

Guy 1: MMEEEENNCCHH

by Leah Biasi July 1, 2019

premium penis

The supreme standard of penis that must be 1-3 inches long and 20 inches wide, while the tip must have indents and wig to make it look like Chuck Norris. Only then will you be a true owner of a premium penis. If you fit this category call this number [phone] to be a fully fledged premium penis owner.

Chuck Norris' is the ultimate premium penis owner.

by locococobunny225 July 27, 2019

Premium-hoe

A hoe which has a snapchat account attempting to sell nude pictures and videos, usually resulting in a scam.

I was just trying to get action from that premium-hoe, but she blocked me after I sent the money through cashapp.

by TheOGnation August 1, 2019

premium cunt

This guy was better than sliced bread. He is a premium cunt

My mate Vito was a good man, you could say he was a premium cunt!

by FIDARRIS August 27, 2019

Premium rainbow kiss

When a rainbow kiss isn’t exciting enough so you insert skittles into the menstrating female then swap the semen blood and skittles by kissing.

I’m bored with a normal rainbow kiss, do you want to try an premium rainbow kiss instead? I have the skittles

by Alpanda23 February 24, 2021

premium dunkel

Found on a german beer label by two kickass bitches, premium dunkel is used to describe someone who is awesome beyond comparrison. It is the highest compliment one can give to a friend.

"Molly, with your astounding wit and firm ass, you are premium dunkel."

by mollyaugustasarah August 23, 2006

premium molé

The Premium Molé is a top-quality mixture of marijuana and tobacco of the highest caliber, each layered one atop the other in patient succession. Most enthusiasts recommend consuming the entire Preem in one go. Truly a gentleman's bowl, guaranteed to fuck your shit up. Chib

I only smoke Premium Molés, my friend; while I appreciate your offer of skunk weed, I must decline:

by Certainly Not A Harvard Grad August 30, 2016