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practice player

Someone who looks good in practice but sucks in games.
Jon: yo did you see Jerry at practice today? He was sick!

Jake: yea but he's a practice player.

Jon: true.
by Seanyboy103 November 8, 2013
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Practice Poke

The act of frivolous fornication with an unfortunate-looking girl to prepare you for more pleasurable, longer-lasting sex with a hot girl later in the night.
"Hello, could I practice poke you?"

"Ey Bob, I totally just practice-poked Betty."
by i81u812didn'tu? January 31, 2009
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Precarity

A term noted by author Mark Fisher in his essay 'Time Wars.'

Precarity describes the situation where the formerly stable fixtures of life - work, home life, and the time available to dedicate to such things equally - become more fractured and unstable, leading to an existentially precarious and exhausting way of life.
Bill would love to own his own home, but the precarity involved in balancing his new job, old debt load, healthcare, and relationships means he has neither the time or money to dedicate to home ownership.
by Parker51 August 17, 2012
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Precal Honors

n: noun (pronounced puh-ree-cal on-erz)

the leading cause of teenage suicide in America, immediately followed by avril lavigne.
AVERAGE JOE: Hey man! You want to go play a pickup soccer game later with the rest of the seniors?
PRECAL STUDENT: No. I'm in PRECAL HONORS. I'm going to attempt suicide. Maybe next year, during AP Calc...
by shouldbedoingprecalhomework December 21, 2008
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Practice Champ

Someone who always out does everyone else at pratice. Always has to beat everyone else and win.
There goes Dro again being the practice champ.

Why does Tim always have to run faster than us on workouts? Because he is practice champ.
by drunk turtle September 30, 2014
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prece

Pronounced "preesh" - another way of saying "appreciate it" or "thanks"
Joe: Hey man can I copy your answers for the Business Law homework?
Jack: Sure, here you go.

Joe: big prece.
by trehnt May 9, 2018
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Practitude

I Practitude daily.
by Expect Greatness February 11, 2020
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