Preemptive Text

A text message that is sent to someone under the assumption that you know that they're going to text you. Commonly used with tech-deficient family members who take forever to answer text messages.

I sent a Preemptive Text to my mother to inform her that i was driving home, because I knew she was gonna ask where i was.

by Musculoso March 1, 2010

Preemptive cock-block

The act of preventing interaction between one or more females with one or more men prior to any communication between the two groups, thereby negating the need to cock-block them later on, after they have started making moves on the women.

A: Hey man, how were those girls that Johnny showed up with?
B: I don't know, he sat down at a different table, so I couldn't talk to any of them.
A: Ah, dude, that was like a preemptive cock-block.

by Swill128 June 21, 2009

preemptive driving

Overly-cautious driving after news of impending winter weather has been announced. Most frequently seen in southern United States urban areas.

Dude, would you please drive faster than 15 mph. The snow isn't due for another eight hours. Do not show me preemptive driving!

by memphotank February 26, 2011

Preception

Having a preceptor class and preception.

I did not have my preception class, so I cannot be a preceptioner.

by ErinPreception November 1, 2018

Preception

A reception held before the wedding.

There will be a Preception especially for those who can't travel to the wedding.

by Larry Montgomery June 19, 2014

Preemptification

The state of trying to do something before the consequences of said action are fully known.
see also stupidity and sex

Lisa blamed preemptification for the mishap with the blow torch.

by The Poetess November 2, 2003

preemptive boo

A preemptive boo is a boo that is given before confirmation of negative action.

Example of a preemptive boo:

Hunter: Why did you cancel that file? Boo you.
Brooke: It just started going! I didn't cancel it!

by HunterD September 7, 2007