flaming porcupine

(verb) The act of carrying out the following process:
Step 1: Douse porcupine in kerosene and whiskey.
Step 2: Set ablaze in school/office/department store.
Step 3: Scream "SUCK IT, SONIC!!!" and run for your life.
Step 4: Get arrested/expelled/trampled by a llama.
Step 5: Eat bacon.

When someone flaming porcupined the Walmart, the smell of burning turtle soup filled the air for fifty miles around.

by Seamus o'giggles October 30, 2013

Wet porcupine

The act of inserting a toilet brush into a vagina.

Must be crazy to even think about wet porcupines..

by Pelvic Spire December 3, 2014

porcupine ass

When you have an itchy/stinging butthole from not wiping very good after your last bowel movement

I have porcupine ass from that shit i took an hour ago.

by country chris February 4, 2010

chocolate porcupine

having anal sex with a male or female wearing a french tickler or studded cockring

I never had someone fuck me in the ass so good until the chocolate porcupine! I came for an hour and a half

by Trickle August 3, 2006

porcupine dildo

The medical term for the removal of a porcupine from a woman's vagina.

She is going to need reconstructive surgery once we remove this porcupine dildo.

by 6Stranger6Danger6 May 2, 2016

Porcupine Rind

The prickly pubic hair stubble that grows back a couple days after a girl shaves

After going down on her the other night, my face was burned for like two hours from being buried in her porcupine rind.

by Undeletes August 21, 2013

prickly porcupine

A prickly porcupine is when a man shaves his beard and a woman shaves her vagina. They wait until they both have stubble before the man goes down on the woman and just rubs his face against her until a burning sensation happens.

Rob gave me the prickly porcupine and it was splendid and horrible at the same time!

by AmnestyBadger69 April 2, 2016